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Fig season is upon us! They are like fleshy pink dewdrop kisses that look like… don’t make me say it. Don’t! … Fine, they look like VAGINA, ok? OK?? Happy now? God, you guys are such perverts! No seriously, they do, right? They are such sexual creatures! Turns out, they really are quite the promiscuous […]

Fiddleheads are having their moment in season. Get ’em while they’re hot! Here’s a great recipe for Fiddlehead Fern and Morel Salad.